This, you might have noticed, will not end well. It's not that you're not aware that we are all going to die, at some point. The question is: how? I can' tell you it will be disappointing, much like hearing the words "You're not the Next American Idol".

Yes, suffering will be involved, sista.

We brought bad news, I'm afraid - so let's celebrate it. It's a perfect time for a Spring Break in hell, where bikinis are filled with breast cancer, the pina coladas taste like sulfur and Brazilian Wax doesn´t exist.

The bitch from Ipanema is back. Let us celebrate the indescribable.

That's what instrumental music's for, sista.

You're starting to irritate us.







From the newly released LP 'Sangrou':

- KIT DE AMPUTAÇÃO ASASULISTA
- CANCERBOL
- COMENDO FACA

Obs: At Myspace, www.myspace.com/sataniquesambatrio







To get our physical releases (CDs), go to our label Amplitude website and make your order. Pitchfork is not our sugar daddy, afterall.

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